Archive for May 2004

This isn’t a test. We actually ate all this cake.

So who’s the joker who thought to include basmati rice, a product from an entire country that doesn’t eat meat, in a steak entree?

My stack is huge. It scares the locals of Bell Gardens CA.

Fear my stack of winnings! They are so voluminous I need racks to hold them!

The second round is always easier to order than the first.

If you see a sign for Chinese cocktails, stop in.