It might be heaven…

The Bicycle casino in Los Angeles is a pit. It’s dirty and smells, even though it’s non smoking. However this can all be ignored since their clientele is so heavily Asian that they have a full line of Korean and Thai food. What’s more, they’ll bring it to your table. It might just be heaven.

Read More

cabdrivers who commit traffic violations

What would the NYT ethicist say about cabdrivers who commit traffic violations in order to get you there faster? If you don’t request, induce, or reward him for them, I think he’d say enjoy them as long as you don’t feel you’re endangering yourself or anyone else.

Read More

The click clack board in New York’s Penn station

There used to be one of those analog train displays here. Everyone knew the click clack board and I had two long distance relationships that started every weekend under it. The sound of wood and plastic smacking together was linked in a Pavlovian way in my mind to deferred pleasure and release. It’s been replaced…

Read More

Century 21

All the guys waiting in the ladies shoe department sit and wait on the same bench…

Read More

NYC subway

I misss the subway. Unlike DC, it won’t take you to hell. The cool blue light suggests you’re going somewhere colder.

Read More

union station

What does it mean when someone’s wearing a mask in public? It means their ebola is acting up again and they are being polite about their blood spurts.

Read More