Important life lessons learned at inappropriate times.

It’s impossible to be understood by an automated answering system (say, at an airline company) when you’re either screaming or crying (or both).

You can spray and treat your house for termites, but you may still get them from your neighbor.  (So far so good, though)


Even the most benevolent dictators are still dictators.  (Photo:

There are people on this planet that deserve to die, and while you’ll spend more time crying over the ones that shouldn’t, you’ll eventually cry for both.