Why you need to go faster?

Shit, I’m not reading. I’m just sitting here looking at my Hypercharger over and over again. What’s a hypercharger? Why it’s the beautiful thing in that photo. It shoves more air into the engine of my motorcycle, allowing me to get MORE POWER. Everyone who sees this asks, “Why you need to go faster?” Christ if I have to explain it to you, you won’t understand…

Since writing that, I’ve installed the hypercharger. God it’s cool, and I’m not that bad a mechanic! I did a pretty nice job, and my test runs on 495 this weekend (I was going the speed limit, I promise) were very pleasurable.