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We’re good until the batteries run out

By Shabbir | December 10, 2003 | Comments Off on We’re good until the batteries run out

411: Virginia, almost to North Carolina along state highway 17. Listening to: The imaginary sound of hobos trying to hop the train. Note: this is an entry from earlier this fall. My friends are getting remarried. They foolishly asked me to record the video for the ceremony. No problem. I spent the morning learning how to…

Goodbye, Todd.

By Shabbir | December 7, 2003 |

I can’t adequately express it, though I’m sure I’m showing symptoms of grief over Todd’s suicide. The moments of intense sadness, the inexorable hunt for details in the hopes of finding an explanation, the repeated listening to Satie’s sad piano compositions, and the morbid fascination with the bureaucratic wake that an unexplained death leaves: I’m…

Three quick things

By Shabbir | December 5, 2003 | Comments Off on Three quick things

If you live in San Francisco, you need to read my friend’s slate card for the upcoming runoff election at her blog. Also, I’ve decided not to be the old, grumpy uncle that bitches about politicians like Rep. Bill Janklow over Thanksgiving dinner. I’ve done something about it and you can too. There is no…

Why Rep. Bill Janklow must never drive (or be elected) ever again.

By Shabbir | December 2, 2003 | Comments Off on Why Rep. Bill Janklow must never drive (or be elected) ever again.

Rep. Bill Janklow’s (R-SD) trial started today. On August 16, 2003 about 4:30pm, Rep. Bill Janklow was speeding down a country road on his way home on a road he’d driven dozens, if not hundreds of times before. He ran a stop sign. He exceeds the speed limit often enough to have gotten 12 tickets…

Like a sorting hat, only sleepier

By Shabbir | November 30, 2003 | Comments Off on Like a sorting hat, only sleepier

411: In my living room before dawn Listening to: The crisp sound of a camera click I’m awake. I’m wide awake. It’s 4am and I can’t sleep. This doesn’t make a lot of sense, to me. In Seattle it’s 1am, I wouldn’t be up there. It’s 4am here, and I shouldn’t be up here either. I’m…

How to relax your Russian friends at parties

By Shabbir | November 25, 2003 | Comments Off on How to relax your Russian friends at parties

411: See that snowy, mountainous area we’re flying over? I’m contemplating which of my passengers to claims dibs on (for eating) when we crash land in those mountains. Music: “Hey ya”, Outkast “C’mon ladies, shake it, shake it, shake it like a Polaroid picture” Another plane ride, another cab driver. Getting into the cab had…

Seattle, 4am

By Shabbir | November 22, 2003 | Comments Off on Seattle, 4am

That photo was taken a little later than 4am, but it has my godson in it, so you can afford me a little license. 4:31am: Jetlag is hell but it’s getting better. Like a clock that’s a little fast, I wake up a few minutes later every day. If I stay here long enough I’ll wake…

Too much coffee man.

By Shabbir | November 19, 2003 | Comments Off on Too much coffee man.

411: Somewhere over Iowa, on my way to my godson Ewan’s second birthday Soundtrack: “To Zion”, Lauryn Hill Checking in to my flight at Dulles, I’ve achieved the Zen calm that comes with traveling extensively alone. Without hurry, without concern for what time the plane departs, and with almost no luggage. The world opens up…

I’m gonna hurl.

By Shabbir | November 16, 2003 | Comments Off on I’m gonna hurl.

411: In the basement with Mosi, pushing weight. Listening to: The sound of the dehumidifier cleaning the air of my perspiration. I have to puke. No really, I’m gonna hurl right here in my basement. I’m not kidding. And I don’t think I could lift my arms to save my life. Like if a burning…

Digital sunlight

By Shabbir | November 13, 2003 | Comments Off on Digital sunlight

411: Ground Zero of the biggest disappointment of the year, the Red Sox’s home, Boston MA. Listening to: The quiet whirr of a brushless 80mm computer fan. Ok, listen up. This is why I love Sarah. I’ve been meaning to build Sarah an art PC for a while now. A few weeks ago in a…